Tuesday, February 10, 2009

erky perky

ooohhh guess who had food poisoning this weekend..... yes I was the lucky one!
Not only did my balloon trip get cancelled because of expected high winds but on Sunday I ate a dodgy BLT (Pete had the same thing and didn't get sick!) at a market and was sooooooo sick. The trip home was miserable with me lying down and feeling awful, lucky the worst symptoms (it's ok I am NOT sharing those details) hit after we arrived home. I was so sick Peter was going to call an ambulance at one point, slight overkill but at the time I was passed out and he panicked!
Needless to say I spent Monday huddled in a chair like an invalid and am now feeling better but haven't ventured to eat any solid food just yet.
One would hope that a weight loss would be a benefit of going through such a thing but as my scales are broken I can just pretend that I lost heaps.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Jacki Needs...

I copied this from another blog, go to google and type in your first name and needs. It was hard to do because apparently I spell my name wrong, there were way more results if I spelled it Jackie.
The results can be hilarious here are my favorite ones using Jacki

1/ Jacki needs to get into a rehab routine at home
ahhem well it seems my little secret is out!

2/ Jacki needs to evaluate the staff she has, profanity is common in the waiting room.
Well this is true, just yesterday Keely called Isaac a poophead.

3/ Jacki need to get her head out of the gutter
Wow thats harsh, I haven't been anywhere near the gutter for years! Oh except on Wii bowling that is...

4/ Jacki needs to leave already.
sniff, kicked off my own blog, I bet that never happens to Perez Hilton!


5/ Jacki needs a personal chef.
YES! Yes I do, indeedy I do! YAY!


6/ Jacki needs to work on her professionalism and the way she talks.
I am totally professional, well except when I did the happy dance because my boss resigned and I talk good and real proper an' stuff.

and my favs using Jacqueline

1/ Jacqueline needs a new cookware set, STAT!
That is totally true I can't have that new chef use my old stuff.

2/ Jacqueline needs to be recognised and appreciated.
That would be wonderful, you can start anytime!